In this installment we go over how Tom Scharpling is a bonehead. I bet this guy uses newspaper to eat his food with. Could you imagine? He probably rolls up the paper and shoves it in the rice, then sticks the paper in his mouth and tries to get some of the grain down his gullet. I bet the paper gets really soggy a few minutes in and then he just uses his hands, but by that point he's ingested so much ink he probably isn't aware that he's done eating rice and he's now only eating the tablecloth and probably a few placemats. I bet him mom walks in(38 year old shcarpling lives in his moms basement) and has to wipe his face off and drag him over to his futon, first having to brush off all tabloids that account for 63% of his jokes(The rest are from whatever he reads in the offices on his many oral hygien appointments) What a klutz this guy is! How did he ever get a radio show? Probably traded all his X-Men and Pokemon cards to whoever runs the high school station he's on.

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